The world is not better off without you
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
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- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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i don’t care if i posted it a week ago i still expect u to reblog my selfie otherwise friendship over
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ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole
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It’s that time of year again: david oomshi’s best tags on selfies
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NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
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”We’re going that way. Straight as we can. There’s no point in carrying anything...
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All the different ‘characters’/variations of...
