so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.
"really girl you wanna talk bout privileges wit me, i had to be raised by a goat to be accepted"
Dear every TV show,
I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over
We know that you have bloopers. Just show us some. Please. Sincerly, Sherlockians.
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
it makes me so happy and I don’t even know why
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice